I don’t know where or when, but according to Kotaku, a black man can die playing the game. Pokemon GO is a death sentence for a black man. So unless you’re a no-good Islamophobe, join me in calling to ban this sacrilegious monstrosity.ģ. Turkey’s official government Islamic agency condemned the game as trivializing mosques where some Poke stops are located. “This game makes people look like drunkards in the streets and on the roads while their eyes are glued to the mobile screens leading them to the location of the imaginary Pokemon in the hope of catching it,” he said. The head of Egypt’s top Islamic institution condemned the game as “harmful mania.” The moral panic surrounding the game is entirely justified, and we at Heat Street are calling for the imprisonment of all these Pokemon heathens.Īnita Sarkeesian’s one-time boyfriend, and everyone’s cultural sage, Jonathan McIntosh took to Twitter to shed some light on the evils of Pokemon GO. A ga me about collecting and fighting cute little monsters is actually just an allegory for dog fighting - and Niantic, the game’s creator, are just a bunch of shameless Michael Vick apologists.īy playing Pokemon GO you may risk offending Muslim clerics. Pokemon GO is a game enjoyed by millions, an exercise motivator more effective than Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move! campaign, and a way to alleviate depression.īut all that doesn’t matter as the game is HIGHLY problematic and therefore must be banned and burned in large pyres at your nearest town square.
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